1. He has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。
2. She got into the gene1 pool while the lifeguard wasnt watching.
她一定是趁救生员不备，跳进过基因池。
3. During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.
假如进化时他的祖先不是在控制组的话，他或许不会这么蠢。
4. A room temperature IQ.
IQ简直和室温一样高。
5. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, youd get change.
假如你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。
6. She found some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but she just gargled.
人家畅饮智慧之泉，她却只不过拿来漱了漱口。
7. It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch 60 minutes.
他要花一个半小时来察看一个小时。
8. She sets low personal standards and then consistently2 fails to achieve them.
她给自己设定的规范实在太低了，但每次还是达不到。
9. If he were any more stupid, hed have to be watered twice a week.
假如他再笨点儿，就要一周给他浇两次水了。（把他当植物来看了。）