看过Garfield吗？热爱睡觉、美食、电视和美女的加菲猫，天天拖着胖胖赘肉，脑筋飞转地对待主人、对待主人的女友，对待欧第，对待同伴和死敌。还会时不时用劲酷的语言，傲慢而慵懒的幽你一默，你看他的生活，有没你一个人的影子。I hate Mondays. 我讨厌星期一。Poky, cover me. I'm going in. 波基，掩护我。我要行动了。Trying to avoid your duties, huh？ 居然想逃避责任。I make a point to get it good everyday. 我天天都是吃不了兜着走的。How shall I outwit you this time？ 我这回该如何戏弄你呢？It's a liver flavored. 这可是猪肝口味呀。That's even nicer.！ 那个更是很好！Jump back. Kiss myself. 解决。真佩服我一个人。She is some beautiful. 她真漂亮。Uh, Mr. Pathetic, you've had a crush on her since high school. 可怜虫先生，你从高中开始就被她迷得神魂颠倒了。Would you please ask her out so she can reject you, and we can get on with me life？你能否把她约出来，好让她直截了当地拒绝你，然后咱们继续我们的生活？Wish me luck. Okay, go get'em, big tiger. 祝我好运吧。好的，大胆地冲上去吧。You the man. You the fella. You the boss. 你够男性，你是小伙子，你是老板。So much time, and so little I need to do. 白日式漫画漫，我该怎么样消磨。加菲猫语录分析：A.帅呆小词掩护用cover。so 已经老牙齿脱落了，生动到极致的形容词用some。kiss自己就是崇拜自己。Nice 一个放之四海皆高雅的词，形容淑女绅士可以，形容美味的也很好。B.酷毙特定使用方法make a point to get it good 不求最好，但求更好，所以当然吃不了兜着走了。Have a crush on 某人叫你神魂颠倒了。C. 掌握感叹So much time 表示了你的无奈。You the man. You the fella. You the boss. 好像有的语法问题，其实感叹时不需要顾及太多。