成人笑话|Elf with a small...

A male elf was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could
never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love
with a elf nurse.

One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft
music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified^{1, he told her of
his problem.}

Don't worry, She said. I'm a nurse. I won't laugh.

Blushing the man drops his trousers. It's OK, she said. I've seen lots
smaller than that.

Really? the relieved elf asked.

She nodded. Yes, she chuckled^{2, I used to work in the maternity3 unit.}